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International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.
Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"
by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010
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Intfernal

adjective( Internal + Infernal)
The state/feeling of demise wherein every odds are stacked against you, tagged with ironies and cliches, and as if the world is mocking you.

Everything seems wrong and you hate celebrations and happy events. You become paranoid and overthink that every small happenings occured to spite you further, yet you try to act normal to avoid further prejudice from others.

You seek help but you realize than only you will pull yourself up. You want to blame life, fate, God, or other entities but the closest you can do is blame yourself reluctantly, making you burn inside.

You both want/ don't want to die because you desperately seek solitude; dying is equal to giving up though-- that's for pussies and that's what makes the flame infernal.
Mom, there's a stranger that looks weird but smiled at me all of the sudden. Is he going to eat my brains?
Don't worry hon. He just probably feels intfernal.

Hey suicidee, are you jumping or not? Stop being intfernal. I still got kittens needing to be saved.

Welcome to my banquet, intfernal friends! Today we reenact The Last Supper to end our Intfernal suffering. Judas, please pass the soy sauce.
by eigrp100 November 28, 2012
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International Rock Beat Day

April 4th (4/4) is International Rock Beat Day. A "rock beat" or "common time" is four beats per measure of music, the standard rhythm of most popular western music.
"We've got to play some Beatles records on April 4th... it's International Rock Beat Day!"
by skittlekicker April 4, 2013
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infernus mood

The ability to feel only physical pain, because of so many heartbreaks and the magnitude of them. Also, when the heart is unable to feel.
Dude, I'm so sorry she broke your heart like that.

It's okay I'm just always in an infernus mood now.
by yourfeelingsdescribed June 21, 2014
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Internal chuckle

Laughing at something mildly humorous in a situation where a chuckle would not be socially acceptable. A very stomachy feeling.
Dude that joke was good, I internal chuckled because I'm at the funeral parlour!!
by Manthejam August 21, 2014
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Internaut

Internet user; term usually utilized to distinguish between the ordinary internet user, and the frequent internet user. A person who spends a significant amount of time on the internet can be called internaut.

Plural Form: Internauts
by NanoukMira December 11, 2015
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International Spill Tea Day

On April 23rd, everyone will/must spill the tea they’ve sipped for a while. You are responsible for fights.
“Hey, it’s International Spill Tea Day, where’s the tea?”
by thygoat May 26, 2018
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