Insta boyfriend

A guy who is known as your boyfriend just for the fun of having one, just to post cute pics and stuff for insta.

Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute

He’s my insta boyfriend haha he’s so cute

by Markok March 1, 2019

instagram and insta-slam

instagram and insta-slam is when you find a girl on Instagram and everything escalates fast and leads to fucking within the next 2 hours.

this is what instagram and insta-slam goes something like this
GUY: hey cutie wanna come over
GIRL: oh my!*looks at body* I'd love to! *starts drooling*

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

Insta Kill

More dangerous than a kill.this type of kill wont even let your brain process your dieing or the pain.before you can even say a word or blink your eye,or a spec of dust lands on your shitty furniture.you are dead.

Kevin - Did you hear of that old lady across the street?

Devon - Yeah.Insta kill.

by Dottor_converse February 19, 2009

insta-dad

Ring up the late night T.V commercial's to get an 'insta-dad' delivered to your door. Insta-Dad is great for fulfilling the gap left by an incompetent or missing dad and is a great present for Christmas. Insta-dad never gets angry at you for smoking weed and does your homework at the same time as cooking dinner. Comes with 30 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.

"Thanks Insta-dad!"

by Diego September 11, 2003

insta jizz

When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz

Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"

Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"

by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011

initalE

A man who loves to take hamsters stuff them down his pants and jizz all over them.

initalE raped twenty hamsters yesterday.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

incetareer

The sublime and relaxing combination of burning incense, playing guitar, and drinking a beer.

Mickey was going to spend the evening relaxing and ejoying incetareer.

by joshtcm October 7, 2010