morning feet

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl

Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

Morning flood

When the woman wakes up from where she was sleeping and she's covered in her own ejaculate.

I woke up one day and I had a morning flood.

by Nathan Crazy Legs Peterson December 17, 2008

Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018

Morning Fanny

Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.

I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!

by Morningfanny January 20, 2019

Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with

Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime

by M4H4 July 8, 2020

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013