hood me

The phrase hood me is used when you wish for somebody to raise the hood on your outfit. The first known use of this phrase was during the recording of the Twi Shorts face reveal, where people requested to have their hood raised up on their squid game soldier outfits. They required aid because the Squid Game masks made it hard for them to raise their hoods themselves.

My costume is on. Hood me!

by Twi Shorts December 27, 2021

Hog Hood

A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

my hood

The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.

"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John

"Lets go to my hood and chill"

by Traverse May 16, 2006

hood irony

Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.

hood irony cuh

by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 20, 2019

Hood Bush

The way a man's afro or pubic hair is scraggly, like the bushes in the hood.

That mans got a hood bush.

by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 13, 2019

Nathan Hood

Founder of Team Hood, the world's most dangerous game. He has been called the songbird of his generation by people who have heard him sing. He was breast fed 3,000 African children to save them from going hungry. It is rumored that his tears are the cure to HIV/AIDS but we will never know, for he never cries

Nathan Hood is the boss hog of the woods.

by Dr. Iva Boner November 6, 2011

Hood Ape

An Uneducated person who acts like a primal being of the inferior creatures from the 3rd world. Usually descending from the negroid people of Africa.

“Hey you see you that kid over there who listens to NBA Youngboy and talks like he is dyslexic” - jack

“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny

by Warcock October 12, 2022