immaculate ejection

An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.

Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."

Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."

by WhoDaThought? April 21, 2021

imma milk the hell out of you

1. A phrase used against people who search up stupid stuff like: How to get a girlfriend?
It can be used as a peaceful substitute for Imma beat the shit out of you

Son: *searches how to get a girlfriend*
Dad: imma milk the hell out of you, son!

by KoolPredicter April 26, 2021

Immallex mentality

Immallex mentality (IM) is usually used to describe People with the need to attack People onilne and then be completly silent if they meet them in real life. Another phrase for IM is "Keyboard warrior". Immallex mentality however is also used to describe manipulative people known for backstabing others to get what they want. Immallex mentality has became a phrase because off a YouTuber known as Immallex, he was known to be very Destructive and unfilltred online and he was also know for acusing a friend of his (Slazo) of sexual harrasment. The diference between a keyboard warrior and IM is that People with IM are more Destructive critical and attempt to ruin People lives over petty internet drama, keyboard warriors although aggresive tend to be a bit more laid back then People with IM

Person 1:John attempted to dox some guy in the internet and he is trying to swat him
Person 2:never liked that fucker, always knew he was petty and Destructive, Immallex mentality at its finest

by Fatloser54 May 11, 2021

imsavannahhhhhhhh

Such a hot and swag humanoid being that is epic and cool.

imsavannahhhhhhhh is so hot.

by Imsavannahhhhhhhh June 27, 2021

Immanual sangayra

A spotty Asian and Greek person that has autism and does nothing with his life and sucks of regan

Immanual sangayra is a nigger

by Skskdndnndkdkxkfkfnrbfjfjfkckf September 11, 2021

Immaculata

Pronunciation(british): i:mæku:letæ

Nickname: Imma. i:mæ

As complex the name and pronunciation is so is the person. Polite but has a resting bitch face, she can get soft, sweet, cute, funny and caring when you are on her good side and get to know her, doesn't speak as much or in public, very analytical and detail-oriented, but gets confused and misunderstands at times due to overthinking, she sometimes doesn't care for a soul, but low-key does at the same time, depending on the person. She can be sarcastic and blunt at times, often procrastinates, lacks patience, hates unnecessary noise or noise. very firm in her beliefs but is open-minded. She is tolerating just don't cross her.

Immaculata is low-key the jack of all trade, although she is quite clueless at times.

by WatermelonSugaHiii November 21, 2021

immani

Immani is joyous, her laughter fills up the room. A beautiful woman, everyone wants a piece of her love, she is kind and punctual but commitment is a slight struggle for her! She will be remembered as a favourite friend by many, she embodies all the qualities of a rich auntie! “Broke men do not step to me” possibly work shy but the money will motivate. A true gift from heaven

Immani was in the club and could sniff out the stingy men from a mile away. Let’s get out of here she said, these peasants are not in my tax bracket.

by Menarefrommars November 22, 2021