I love putting hand sanitizer on my paper cuts 'cause it hurts so good. It stings like hell, but it feels so nice!
by SirJoshizzle November 08, 2007
Hey retard, the fuck you doing looking up ''my butthole hurts,'' hey idiot guess what no one gives a fuck. Here another words for butthole for you retard:
a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole
a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole
by imhavingamentalbreakdown October 09, 2018
Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness
Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!
by Da truth as far as you know August 06, 2011
The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.
The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.
The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.
"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."
by QParrot February 11, 2022
When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.
Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young
Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker
Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker
by Irregulator July 03, 2011
by d62jones February 16, 2010
expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.
Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
by Joe Sausage May 18, 2005