An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.
by I.A Games October 14, 2019
Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
by morgzytsucks July 13, 2021
When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 01, 2022
A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.
I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.
by Nate shitsmasher April 10, 2020
When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked
by Doomguy44 September 15, 2018
by Beeasy August 24, 2018
The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.
by Randompseudonym February 18, 2022