hassell

fool

your a hassell

by roo June 20, 2003

Hasselfaced

To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.

Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.

by E.Robey September 7, 2007

Hansen-worthy

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.

You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!

by not very creative pseudonym January 13, 2009

Hansed

The state of being intoxicated by marijuana or alcohol, similar to be being blitzed/hammered/baked.

Shit look out for him he's totally hansed tonight

We have some dank nug, it's time to get hansed

by HansHansHans December 16, 2008

Henselin

code word for being a stoner. mostly used in small towns of canada. this word is only known by teens. you wish you were a Henselin.

henselin house

by mini jojo July 27, 2010

dirty haisell

When you ditch the fat girl to have sex with her slightly less fat friend!

Dude, so I went to that girls house last night and there was nothing but thick crust all around, but don't worry I totally found one that was not as fat and dirty haisell'd her!

by ol'drrty March 14, 2009

Kodey Hansen

Loves with a passion and all his heart, little boys... kodey secrelty takes photos of little boys and keeps them in a box under his bed to fiddle too before he sleeps. Kodey repeatedly whispers to himself, "Little men little men, why dont u love me little men" in a high pitched voice while he is stroking his little donga in his warm sticky hand. But absolutely most of all that kodey loves, is disabled little vegetable kids. he teases them then runs away saying, im faster im faster nananana (kids in wheelchairs). Kodey is a very loving and kind person (to little boys) ((extra points if ur disabled)) (((His fav is retard kids or ones who cant speak or move))). He really does love ALL types of people.

Look at kodey man, hes chanting little men to himself again

everyone wants to be like kodey hansen

by wazza letts March 6, 2022