The hottest momma, wife, teacher, singer, producer in a small fictional town named Tree Hill. She's a nice balance between fiesty-sweet, sexy-classy and intelligent-down to earth.
Nanny Carrie: I need to get my stuff...
Haley James Scott: It's in the garage. Boxes are marked whore. I'll have the keys now.
Haley James Scott: It's in the garage. Boxes are marked whore. I'll have the keys now.
by simplequinn October 17, 2008
Get the Haley James Scottmug. Haley derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Haley’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his governorship and tenure at the United Nations.
by RandomTrollMaster May 2, 2023
Get the Haley Derangement Syndromemug. One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)
Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome
by kitikat88 January 8, 2009
Get the Haley Joel Osmentmug. Teen 1- Have you seen Haley Lu Richardson in Five Feet Apart?
Teen 2- OMG! Yes! I balled my eyes out! HALEY WAS SO AMAIZNG IN IT! And so was Cole Sprouse!
Teen 2- OMG! Yes! I balled my eyes out! HALEY WAS SO AMAIZNG IN IT! And so was Cole Sprouse!
by Ilovehaleylurichardson March 17, 2019
Get the haley lu richardsonmug. by Gebhn17 July 12, 2015
Get the haley fishermug. An exotic supermodel
by Soebwrew November 26, 2010
Get the Haley Nicole Tiptonmug. A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.
Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.
-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.
-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
by halepaleisanoffspringofawhale November 24, 2017
Get the Classic Haley Movemug.