Hank

The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)

Hank: Connor? The fuck are you doing
Connor: Coming Lieutenant

by egglin8017 January 4, 2022

hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.

"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."

by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025

Hank

The most annoying person in the whole multiverse. Attention whore that doesnt shut up. i dont have the words to discribe this bitch. please cuss at this man whenever you see him. kick him for my sake. greasy ass hair. when you look at his face you wanna shoot a hole in it also you want to puke and you get trauma. stay away at all cost. i hate him from the deep pits of my heart.

hes the most disgusting guy ive ever seen. i dont have the words.
oh thats Hank. stay away from him for your own good

by ieatsocks May 15, 2023

Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking

Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny

by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024

Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

Hanked

/hænkt/ Verb: To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

“I hope the hybrid I created didn’t get Hanked!”

by Annie445 May 19, 2025

Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."

by HankerCanker September 29, 2010