Haley James Scott

The hottest momma, wife, teacher, singer, producer in a small fictional town named Tree Hill. She's a nice balance between fiesty-sweet, sexy-classy and intelligent-down to earth.

Nanny Carrie: I need to get my stuff...
Haley James Scott: It's in the garage. Boxes are marked whore. I'll have the keys now.

by simplequinn October 17, 2008

Haley Derangement Syndrome

Haley derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Haley’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his governorship and tenure at the United Nations.

1st person: Wow, she really hates Haley!
2nd person: Yeah, she has Haley Derangement Syndrome!

by RandomTrollMaster May 2, 2023

Haley Joel Osment

One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)

Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome

by kitikat88 January 8, 2009

haley lu richardson

The most energetic little bean who has ever crossed this earth.

Teen 1- Have you seen Haley Lu Richardson in Five Feet Apart?
Teen 2- OMG! Yes! I balled my eyes out! HALEY WAS SO AMAIZNG IN IT! And so was Cole Sprouse!

by Ilovehaleylurichardson March 17, 2019

haley fisher

A fat cow who has a shelf for an ass

Lol did you see Haley fishers dress, it looks like her grandmas

by Gebhn17 July 12, 2015

Haley Nicole Tipton

An exotic supermodel

The girl in the magazine looks like a Haley Nicole Tipton

by Soebwrew November 26, 2010

Haley Jane Syndrome

Noun. A psychological syndrome when a person is incapable of finishing any size dish of food or drink. Generally, they will leave a small amount of food and their brain will trick them into thinking they are too full to finish.

Bert never finishes all the food on his plate so he must have Haley Jane Syndrome.

by 300gas400 December 29, 2022