phillip henry hacker iv

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.

used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports

Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.

by thesigman May 16, 2018

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Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024

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Hacker! Hackerrrr

A phrase usually used by 9 year olds to express their anger when playing shitty games like fortnite

9 year old: Hacker! Hackerrrr ur hacking🤬🤬🤬

by That guy who sells white candy March 8, 2021

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vinnie hacker level hot

If someone described you as vinnie hacker level hot, you are beyond god. You’ve reached god level of hotness. You are one of the sexiest people alive. Hotter than the sun, freshly baked pizza pockets, concrete on a hot day- you name it. YOU’RE HOTTER THAN EVERYONE BESIDES OTHER VINNIE HACKER LEVEL HOT PEOPLE.

Emma: Woah! you’re vinnie hacker level hot!
Jonathan: Thankyou! you’re Madison Beer level hot.

by choechoe April 24, 2022

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