Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.

Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!

by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025

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Gump

A person that is a goofball, an asshole, and on the verge of being really annoying.

Man, Gary's such a gump. He's funny but I can't stand to be around him anymore.

by Jev93 February 27, 2017

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Gump

short for “gumption”

meaning “audacity” or “sass”

usually used to tell someone TO TONE IT BACK.

ALSO used to signify somebody’s plump rump
ie: “plump gump” or, “gumptruck”

“you have a lot of gump to say that to my face”

“yooo check out that gumpy!”

“drop the gump.”

by gumplord April 30, 2024

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Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022

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Bubba gump

Drunk and acting stupid. Speech is mostly inaudible like "Bubba" from Forrest gump.

I'm heading out to the club tonight. I'm gonna get "bubba gump".

by buddah_44 October 6, 2016

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Gumping

The act of meandering or wandering around in an aimless manner that makes very little sense to everyone, including yourself. Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.

George: "Dude, where were you?"
Francis: "I went out over the bridge, then spied some filthy n'wah. After that I trekked further past Red Mountain and narrowly avoided an angry spriggan. After gumping around a bit more, I returned to my home."

by Mikael Montgomery May 20, 2025

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