When you’re watching Forrest Gump and you suddenly find yourself buried in some cheeks for a whole hour.
“Bro I don’t know what happened, I was Gumping her for an hour straight.”
“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
by Boxachocolates July 21, 2025
Get the Gumping mug.Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.
by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025
Get the Gumping mug.An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore
“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025
Get the Gumped mug.To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025
Get the Gumped mug.An extreme form of endurance gooning in essence of the titular character's multi-year cross-country run in the film Forest Gump. To goon uninterrupted except for essential breaks without ever finishing the deed. The goal is to achieve an elevated and enlightened existence unlike the mindless lull of gooning.
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Get the gump mug.“did you see how drunk dylan was last night? he took home a 300 pound ogre. twenty bucks says that they were gumping”
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