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Gremlin

Definition of a Gremlin is a stuck up anorexic cunt Alfie from Great British Gaming Community
That Guy is a proper Alfie/Gremlin
by AlfieGBGC October 3, 2020
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Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes
Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
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Dick Gremlin

A homosexual individual who's being lesser than a human being by silently causing trouble by agreeing with other trouble makers and even non chalantly doing minor things they know will cause a giant fuss even a fist fight.
That little dick gremlin is always going behind peoples back and talking smack to get others angry with someone they already don't like regardless if it is true or not then proceeds to be their little silent toadie that sits back and watches the chaos unfold as if they did nothing to cause the problem let alone instigate it.
by Dr.Infernus April 12, 2024
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Croch Gremlin

An abortion survivor that lives in its mother's croch starved of sunlight and nutrition.
"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."
by zombles222 December 19, 2024
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Gremlin

A person who isn’t actually a person, most likely NOT cis, has crazy hair and wants to befriend a frog.
Lee: what are you
Jordan: a gremlin
Lee: wha-
Jordan: GIVE ME YOUR FROGS, ALL OF THEM
Lee: *is intimidated*
by GremlinPie July 25, 2021
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gremlining

This is when you put lipstick on a woman's vagina lips, and when viewed from a distance it looks like a gremlin.
What the fuck, why is she gremlining like that?
by DaGremlining May 28, 2021
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Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."
by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018
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