greasy flaps

This is a way to describe a female with a disgusting vagina which gives off a rather fishy odour as well as a considerable amount of lady juice.

I had sex with my girlfriend yesterday, it was fantastic! Her greasy flaps provided fabulous lube.

by King of Banterbury March 15, 2016

greasy nickel

A person with little to no value to your life who also requires effort to keep around.

An ex-girlfriend or shit friend are types of greasy nickels

by moonbootz September 26, 2013

greasy toe

A toe in which is particularly disturbing, or which hasn't been cleaned properly.

Ollie has a greasy toe..

by SupremeGreen April 10, 2017

greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 20, 2017

Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant

"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."

by Wishiwaswitty May 30, 2015

greasy breeze

When you eat something greasy and have to fart later. It's a greasy breeze.

After eating that pizza, it gave me a greasy breeze.

by ebdup December 08, 2013

greasy gollum

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"

Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!

by landonman March 01, 2016