Hermione Granger

noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.

verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.

Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.

Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit

by BladeOwnsEdward August 19, 2010

graigory

A fuckboy, an inconsiderate fuckboy who uses girls for his own selfish ,sexual needs. When in a relationship he is usually cheating on his partner. No sense of empathy . Don't waste your time on this guy

Girl one : I can't beilive Graigory cheated on me!

Girl two: you should of seen it coming .

by Whowjdjdjxjjcc June 30, 2016

Grancock

A grandmother's penis, typically much larger than the average penis and, incidentally, much older.

When Jimmy discovered his maternal grandmother's grancock, we couldn't keep the boy off of it.

by Pencilpants Jones February 5, 2007

Graggot

An ethnic slur for a person of Grecian heritage.

1: That new Greek guy at work is pretty cool, right?

2: I can't stand that Graggot.

by DA General October 27, 2007

granola

1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)

"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."

by dingus March 15, 2003

Hermione Granger

The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy belong together. Their chemistry makes them the perfect couple.

by I love Draco Malfoy October 29, 2006

granger

1. A random group of drunks that should be avoided at all cost.

2. known to eat raw or uncooked meat i.e ground chuck, bacon, steak, fish heads.

3. will do anything for a dollar.

4. stupid is as stupid does.

5.someone who always has a cigarette in mouth.

God damn granger bit me on the skull again.

by bob letosky April 20, 2006