Banging Grandma

Smoking weed.

I'd rather be banging grandma

by RefrigeratorMan February 18, 2009

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Grandma'd

Verb: To be caught in a conversation with a lonely grandma who is a stranger or neighbor. If you are a young person and she thinks that you are friendly and want to listen to what she says, she will tell you her life story, give you advice that you could never use, or gossip about things that you have no desire to hear, like something private about one of her grandchildren. Your response to what she says is not required, and after about 10-15 minutes, she will break off the conversation and act like you don't exist.

I was grandma'd really hard at the grocery store today by a lady giving out shrimp cake samples.

by dezzu July 17, 2009

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Grandma Currency

Grandma currency is what you get paid with when you do something for your grandma. It is usually 5-10 times the amount of money you would get if you were doing the same amount of work for anyone but your grandma.

It takes you an hour to cut your grandma's grass. You would probably get paid about 10 bucks an hour at a landscaping company for doing that, but because it's for your grandma, she pays you in Grandma Currency so she decides to give you 100 bucks for it.

You: Grandma, I'm done cutting your grass.

Grandma: Oh, thank you so much. Here's a little something for you for doing that for me.
(Hands you a fresh 100-dollar bill)

by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

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