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Wounded Goose

A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.
"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."
by A2BuckNut September 25, 2009
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lucky goose

a phrase that sounds better thanlucky duckjust saying
“i have no school tomorrow

oh, you lucky goose!”
by ok_leave January 16, 2018
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Goose

That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.
by Yesyoucangoto September 23, 2015
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goose necking

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
by smmatthew January 15, 2009
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the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face
by Tenacial August 28, 2007
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Goose Knuckle

Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."
by JSPINS January 20, 2011
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loosen your goose

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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