goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis

That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.

by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017

Goober

Noun, (in cricket)
A dreadful, possibly game-changing mistake.

"Prior tried to suggest the ball had moved erratically in flight, but that did not spare him the harsh judgement of Michael Vaughan. “A goober,” remarked the former England captain, using a cricketing slang term for a particularly bad error." (Independent, 20th June 2014)

by Christheneck September 24, 2017

Goober

Goober is used as one of your very good friends who is lovable a goofball and possibly a funny little screwup. Being called a goober is an amazing complement.

Person 1: man, Olivia, Hailey, Taylor and Drake are some of my favorite goobers
Person 2: Yeah you can’t help but love them

by Gucci gang fooshy goober November 23, 2017

Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.

MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.

by Tibber November 27, 2017

Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

goodererest

The highest possible level of good. commonly used with animal behavior

I am the goodererest at fucking horses

by Friitz_TM January 25, 2018

Goobernaut

A sillyhead, goofy ball, dufus!

You are such a super dooper GOOBERNAUT!!!

by The Backwards Club June 16, 2018