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goodyears

Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.
Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!
by P.J.H November 8, 2007
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British Goodbye

When somebody says goodbye, but doesn't leave. The opposite of an Irish Goodbye.
Theresa gave us a British goodbye - we found her still sitting in the foyer hours later.
by Empomeow March 29, 2019
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Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps

A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short
Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
by StarShiningAgain October 30, 2019
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Goody Tushu

Someone who is always doing the right thing, and supposivly never does anything bad or wrong.
That kid is such a Goody Tushu. He never swears or nothing.
by supertrooper257 June 20, 2008
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Great Googly Moogly!

Wait, wasn't that on the show called, "Wow, Wow, Wubzy!?"

That yellow monster always pissed me off.
by Detroit Tiger's fan September 25, 2011
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Goodyear

A place where people take their cars to get tires and other service but little to they know they are being ripped off and talked into buying things they really dont need for their cars and the work is being done by shady "mechanics" who do half assed repairs and have their hours cut so they can barely work.
I'm going to goodyear and getting my car fixed while i wach the mechanics do shitty work and listen to the manager Glen act like an asshole to eveyone because its a retail job.
by someone2u January 7, 2009
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googly eyes

Human eyes that protrude from the skull in a manner similar to a frog or a fish. This gives the freakish human an increased field of view, double that of a normal person. This strange feature often results in severe rejection by the opposite sex.
My roomate has repulsive googly eyes; I get scared when I see them shine in the dark.
by Tim106 May 2, 2005
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