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Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018
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Gobbles

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles
by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022
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Gobble Copter

Its the meaning of somebody "Gobbling" (sucking) a lot of Cock
"Copter" stands for a person thats *hovering* on the search for new Cocks to enjoy

Definition by J.
L. is a "Gobble Copter"
by The Big Gobbler May 1, 2023
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Pocket Gobbling

When you pickpocket everyone with reckless abandon, regardless of status or stature.
Bro, why are you pocket gobbling everyone you see, you gonna get us killed!
by anonymous August 18, 2023
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A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
by FurrCoin June 10, 2023
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Gobble#7603

the sweetest ray of sunshine. puts up with cody's bs. love albedo and zhonglis dog
Gobble#7603 is so sweet
by conets February 28, 2022
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gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/
'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'
by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022
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