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Glitter monkey

A bisecual man that rarely grooms himself and mostly sits on his couch all day watching cartoons smoking pot and eating last nights leftovers.
The fact that along with watching gay porn all day jeremy's arm hair is 3 feet long is proof that he is a stereotypical glitter monkey.
by Bucket fuck March 27, 2017
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glitter fairy

A glitter fairy is a majestically gorgeous gay person...can be a boy or girl...who with their presence makes anyone feel magical....and or is just fantastic and amazing in their own way.

Their catch phrase can be have a bedazzling day or be fantabulous.

Watch out for there are only so many glitter fairy's out there.
For example: Do you see that glitter fairy over there they are so magical.

Glitter fairy: "I said have a bedazzling day" -spins and throws glitter-

That girl is such a glitter fairy.

For fucksakw Jerry i asked you to hide your glitter fairyness today!!
by Linzerati June 5, 2016
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Jessica Glitter

Old Canadian teen-pop sensation and co-star of Space Teens alongside Robin Sparkles. She now plays the organ for the New York Rangers.
I loved Jessica Glitter and Robin Sparkles' Beaver Song!
by J-Money Mundel April 4, 2012
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glitter princess

A lad or lady who is absolutely caked with glitter to the point were they look like a unicorn queefed on them and they look AMAZING
Brad: wow Stacy, you sure look hot with all that sparkly stuff on your face.
Stacy: well Brad, they don't call me the glitter princess for nothing!!
by Eloc Rebma April 10, 2017
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Glitter Facial

A term for the sexual activity in which a man ejaculates semen onto the face of one or more sexual partners, then proceeds to spread glitter and/or confetti onto the semen. A facial is a form of non-penetrative sex, though it is generally performed after some other means of sexual stimulation, such as anal sex, intercourse, masturbation, or oral sex.
She wanted me to use white glitter for the Glitter Facial scene to resemble a vampire from the Twilight movie series in the sunlight.
by W!LDC@RD May 22, 2012
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Glitter Slut

A stripper with no moral values. She takes off her clothes for money but she'll fuck you for free.
I went to Big Al' s last night, that Glitter Slut Jennifer was there. I paid for a lap dance and later we met up and she let me hit it.
by StiffyMeat May 10, 2018
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Glitter Bomb

When a stripper shoots glitter out of her snatch.
Dude, you totally just got glitter bombed by that stripper.
by 13Boss August 7, 2015
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