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German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.
“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”
by Sexy pair February 5, 2022
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nono german

a nono german or angor German people
Also used by Drew Durnil.
it's a nono german
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german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
by Tim Y June 4, 2017
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German rush

When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.
by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020
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german massage

Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever
by The only m smith February 3, 2018
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German Charizard

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard
by Glazzingle January 22, 2021
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german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm
I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.
by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017
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