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german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
by Tim Y June 4, 2017
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German wog

A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick
James - I'm a German wog

Mom- grow a pair u fat pric
by Mateeeeeee September 26, 2015
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german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm
I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.
by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017
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German Charizard

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard
by Glazzingle January 22, 2021
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Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.
by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022
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German Teaser

When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.
Dude, Jimmy, I've got a raging German Teaser right now!
by yungcrispyjerry August 29, 2014
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german massage

Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever
by The only m smith February 3, 2018
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