german massage

Blow job

Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever

by The only m smith February 3, 2018

Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.

I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.

by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022

german exit

Leaving a group and making sure everybody knows. Opposite of Irish exit.

Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.

by German exit February 8, 2017

nono german

a nono german or angor German people
Also used by Drew Durnil.

it's a nono german

by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没 November 7, 2021

german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn

Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn

by Tim Y June 4, 2017

German rush

When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.

Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.

by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020

german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm

I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.

by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017