gank parade

Large group of tourists walking slowly (ganking) in a major urban area (e.g. midtown Manhattan).

The gank parade in Time Square made me late to work.

by better.worse.OK December 31, 2024

[gank] of America

The subculture of individuals who make it their mission to toy with large consumer stores through means such as replacing items, shoplifting ("ganking") for the fun, etc.

The "gank of America" struck big today at the Super G when they built a 10 ft high pyramid of cracker jacks in the middle of the aisle.

by Ganked101 October 2, 2008

gank

kind of like the nickelodeon slime but also someone who’s fuckin wack

kayla ross is fuckin ganky bro

by richbich69 November 8, 2018

Gank

That one fucking bitch that insist on being rude/bitter as hell then acts like they're not the problem.

Stay away from from Julie. She just loves making people angry. She's such a fucking gank.

by Tess-Ora October 6, 2015

Gank

When you're horny and want to do it with someone but you're also feeling a bit devious

hey girl, wanna go back to my place and gank?

by Hentai King 95 August 2, 2023

Gank

(noun) In MOBA games: A sneak attack. Usually performed by a player who roamed from another lane or part of the map.

(verb) As above.

Hey can you come to the bottom lane, we could really use a gank.

Sorry I lost my lane. I keep getting ganked by the midlaner.

by Vakon June 29, 2022

Gank/Ganked/Ganking

A preexisting word I created a NEW definition for! (No hate)

Gank: Annoying, irrelevant, or overall full of stupidity. In a simpler way; bad.
Ex.: "That's literally so gank vruh." When talking about something unfortunate (annoying) or something that someone brought up that NO ONE was talking about. (irrelevant)

Ganked: Same as ganked, but used for things like objects, and also the past tense version of gank. It can also mean broken, or unable to be used.
Ex.: "Dude my pencil has no eraser left on it. It's go ganked I can't even use it anymore!" When talking about something broken and unable to be fixed.

Ganking: Fumbling, failing, or being bad at something like a sport, or a hobby of some sort. Just being bad at a skill in general.
Ex.: "She can't even throw a football! She's ganking right now for real." When talking about someone failing or having an inability to do something.

Another example, using all of the words in one short story. (Words: Gank/Ganked/Ganking
Ex.: "This football is literally so ganked man. It's out of air!" "That's okay because you're always ganking when you try to use a football, anyways." "You're literally so gank, man. Sygau." (gank)

by elliot_explodesss August 4, 2025