unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn
by cupcake 2014 February 12, 2016
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Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
by Tindergal February 14, 2017
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God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.
Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."
by Keinem November 14, 2021
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vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.
A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!
by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023
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goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!
by Sir Alex the 3rd February 23, 2023
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God-Goals-Greatness

It is a life style. When put our Lord and Savior 1st Jesus God & then our selfish wants the out come with always be great.
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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.
by Joseph Ashmore July 29, 2021
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no goal day

June 19-20,1999 saw the triple overtime 6th game of the 1999 Stanley Cup won by the Dallas Stars 2-1 from a disputed goal by Brett Hull known in Buffalo as the "No Goal". The celebration of the annual anniversary.
"Happy No Goal Day," said the Sabres Fan.
by davidkazz07 June 22, 2017
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