A whiny self-promoting over compensator "educated" at the University of Florida. Gators can be identified by their excrutiaing high-pitched whine, and the used-car-salesman like fervor with which they pimp their inferior institution.
"Dude, look at those Gators; you can tell they haven't had pussy since pussy had them."
"Christ, you can hear those gator fags whine from a full mile away. They haven't stopped since that inbred Spurrier broke up with them for the NFL."
"Male gator fans as a group have less cumulative dick length than a herd of 100 water-rats, but are substantailly more irritating."
"Christ, you can hear those gator fags whine from a full mile away. They haven't stopped since that inbred Spurrier broke up with them for the NFL."
"Male gator fans as a group have less cumulative dick length than a herd of 100 water-rats, but are substantailly more irritating."
by Manny LO September 6, 2006
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Cop: "Good afternoon sir, how are you today!"
Henry Louis Gates: "Fuck you racist! Look see! We still need affirmative action! This cop is profiling me!"
Henry Louis Gates: "Fuck you racist! Look see! We still need affirmative action! This cop is profiling me!"
by RME1976 July 27, 2009
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A gator slide is to reverse mount a toilet with your head facing the systen, then proceeding to take a mud that slides down the front of the bowl giving the illusion of an alligator mud slide, which cannot be flushed away, i.e. normally goes hard, quite impressive
by Big May 11, 2004
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by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
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Hector- I hate the Florida Gators.
Dave- Why?
Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.
Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!
Hector- Oh yeah.
Dave- Why?
Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.
Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!
Hector- Oh yeah.
by lickmygoat July 28, 2010
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by Jack the King August 1, 2008
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