The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy

Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?

by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020

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futsy

a fart, an ass-blast, gasser, poot, SBD, flatulence, hydrogen sulfide with methane, malevolent release of aromatic evil fumes.

Pardonnez-moi, madame, but I have made a huge futsy during your tea party. I trust that the fact that you're now vomiting into your cucumber sandwiches is not a consequence?
Yowza, buddy, that futsy you're smelling in this crowded elevator emitted from my butt-cheeks.
Yes, honey, those nicotine stains on my shorts are the residue of a series of joyous futsies.
Gutsy, gutsy, whoozgatta futsy?

by A. Gringa Parnussa January 25, 2008

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Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 19, 2010

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Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

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