drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 09, 2017

Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk

I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.

by SJS. February 11, 2011

Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 03, 2019

dass funk

the funk from a males dick and ass area when he has not taken a shower for a few days.

After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.

by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

objection funk

A cool ace attorney remix with a funky beat

Objection funk is best funk

by raybeez May 21, 2022