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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
mugGet the Um, Leading the witness your honormug.

Honor

Honor is a wonderful sister and person. She may be weird and quirky and laughs a lot at memes. But she is truly a wonderful person, and when you meet one she will help you and encourage you to be a better human. I love Honor
Honor is a weird human being.
by Evangeline03738388383 November 12, 2020
mugGet the Honormug.

Honor

Honor is a wonderful sister and person. She may be weird and quirky and laughs a lot at memes. But she is truly a wonderful person, and when you meet one she will help you and encourage you to be a better human. I love Honor
Honor is a uncommon human being.
by Evangeline03738388383 November 12, 2020
mugGet the Honormug.

duebious honor

Da unenviable position of owing someone money.
I always try to budget wisely and only spend within my means, so dat hopefully I will never have da duebious honor of being in debt to anyone.
by QuacksO November 3, 2025
mugGet the duebious honormug.

Honore de Balzac

You may respect the p*nis
But do you
HONORE DE BALZAC?
by KaijuNerd November 19, 2023
mugGet the Honore de Balzacmug.

honor clipz

A Retarded bum ass nigga who thinks hes all that but at heart he knows he cant do shit this nigga got ran out of com lol
honor clipz is a bum ass nigga and is raids bitch
by drowinginyoursorrows March 4, 2025
mugGet the honor clipzmug.

FOR HONOR

A game made for fat 30 year old virgins that don’t know how to apply deodorant. Anyone who plays this game has to take a shot of LSD to calm down after “not getting a parry”. Here’s a thought, maybe your fingers are so fucking massive that you broke your controller to the point that it’s filled with grease and fat from your stage 3 obesity.
“Hey Mark, wanna play FOR HONOR after we have 4ths at McDonald’s and stalk some little girls to feel wanted?” “Hell yeah Dave, I may have to get a chair made of stainless steel though because all of my other ones broke from my weight and have sweat puddles in them.
by Lesbian Mom Killer February 17, 2022
mugGet the FOR HONORmug.

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