Fortnite

A type of disease that starts at the age of 7 years old. Normally causing the child to experience a bunch of symptoms such as: constant dancing, becoming more aggressive and vulgar and last but not least, losing money. If your child gets this disease, please make him play another game or at least bring your child outside! If those don't work, I don't know what works.

"Billy get off the Xbox!" said Mom, "But I AM PLAYING Fortnite"

by RiceBoyAsian September 30, 2019

Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

Fortnite

Trash

Trash and fortnite are the same thing

by Peppa123 October 12, 2019

Fortnite

A game where kids become gang members

lets play fortnite! WHERE WE DROPPIN BOYS, OMG YOU TOOK MY BLUE PUMP IM GETTING MY GANG TO BEAT YOU IN A BUILD BATTLE!!!!!!!!!

by EE ERR April 11, 2020

Fortnite

a trash game that 9 year olds simp over the girl characters

9yo "i play fortnite minecraft sucks."
me: "stfu 9yo lil waste of sperm."

by mememan4909 October 13, 2020

Fortnite

Fortnite is a hugely popular game. People can play solo, duo, or squad. They have to be the last one alive to win. You build, kill and dance!

“Hey man lets play some fortnite! I finished my homework and it’s the weekend!”

by jojodiamond October 17, 2018

Fortnite

Also know as the game for 9-8yr kids they always scream and say shut the fuck when they are mad and always complain to buy v-bucks to flex

Mom can i buy v-bucks for fortnite said billy

No said the mom
*boss battle music intenseifys*
why do i hear boss music said the mom

by Fortnite sucks deez nuts October 22, 2019