Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid

"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"

by Dr.F November 16, 2013

Floatulent

1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.

2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.

His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.

by Red Smithery February 20, 2014

Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

floating clothes

When someone is so dark that it looks like floating clothes. Racial slur particularly used towards african americans

Dam jerry its so dark out here.

I know man you see that set of floating clothes over there.

by tmeza76 September 13, 2015

floist

Absolutely beautiful.

Damn, that girl is floist!!

by LTCuba October 6, 2015

Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.

dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!

by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016

floaties

The abstract shapes you see after staring at light or rubbing your eyes.

"I stared at the sun and now I can't see around my floaties."

by KorZ96 April 23, 2017