by Hooverlover April 23, 2018
Get the flakking out mug.Someone who constantly ditches you last minute when you make plans. This type of person will continually promise you that they will be there or that this will be the last time they ditch you but they are lying.
by Drag4d May 30, 2018
Get the Flake mug."I see this chinchilla is of floaf proportions."
by 1BSJSIIQIQNEBNEJWOQ June 17, 2018
Get the Floaf mug.A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, that continues to vote party lines.
And is appropriately named Jeff Flake, the Arizona Senator.
And is appropriately named Jeff Flake, the Arizona Senator.
Jeff Flake called for a postponement of the Kavanaugh vote, as if he cared. Then flaked out and voted with the party of deplorables anyway.
by Angry snowflake in Detroit October 7, 2018
Get the Flake mug.Named after the drug flakka; FLAKHA is a music label full of drug addicts, womanizers and boozers. From petty theft to organized cons and home invasion, members are the lowest of the low. Also an acronym “F**k LA Kill Him Again” the brand hides none of its crusty and musty nature. At FLAKHA random women are often coming through to get their ass eaten and Eiffel towered as it is a group a sexual deviants at heart. Heavily influenced by Pimp culture and trappers,business always come first! Music is business. With backgrounds in toe licking ,blow sniffing, and hoe getting, anything is possible for the young brand. Gone off the percs an xans the founder often refers to himself as “numb” or simply “out of fucks.”
Everyone at FLAKHA was wilding the other night, heard the cops was chasing folks around looking for them.
by CringeyJ November 10, 2018
Get the FLAKHA mug.An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.
It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.
Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.
Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?
Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!
Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '
Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA
Tito: .....
Doug: .....
Tito: .....
Doug: So... Do you like weather?
Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!
Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '
Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA
Tito: .....
Doug: .....
Tito: .....
by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018
Get the Flaky Salmon mug.A twitch streamer who promises their viewers a 24 hour stream but quits very early. This behavior is typically seen in male tft streamers who make fun of people on the autism spectrum and use attractive female streamers as beards.
Steve - "Yo Dave are you excited for K3soju's 24 hour stream tomorrow?" Dave - "hahaha excited? that dude is a hardcore flake. I'd be surprised if he lasted 6 hours."
by BlenderResidentSleeper December 26, 2019
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