by Slickadelllaphante November 6, 2009
Get the find your shoosh mug.Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
Get the Finding a Doorknob in the Dark mug.another way of saying sex in the company of friends who know his phrase, making it harder for a teacher to understand your perverted jokes. This phrase is not connected to a bear, since this is a generict heterosexual or homosexual phrase.
by fakjbf February 19, 2011
Get the Find Bears mug.My wife always misplaces her cell phone and I always have to cellu-find in order for it to ring so we can find it
by Jimbo25 April 3, 2009
Get the Cellu-find mug.Check these sunglasses! What a great lost and find!
I was looking through the lost and found for a shirt I lost but I got this sweet lost and find instead.
I was looking through the lost and found for a shirt I lost but I got this sweet lost and find instead.
by The guy in your old clothes. April 7, 2009
Get the lost and find mug.Any dirty / dust covered car or vehicle - not necessarily classic, special or remotely desirable - which the owner describes as a 'barn find' to try and up-sell and achieve a higher price than it is worth.
Barn Find! Classic 2008 Dorf Siesta 1.1 super poverty spec been sat on my drive for 23 years in need of some love, only 8,000 miles from new, no history, no MOT, 1 key, paint faded, engine missing. £25,000 ONO Rare car, future classic!
by MattSw October 22, 2018
Get the Barn find mug.Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019
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