a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.
Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."
by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 5, 2010
Get the rain fairymug. Dude, I was going down on her and I wound up giving her a fairy kiss because her pubic hair got in my nose!
by Queef Queen September 3, 2019
Get the Fairy kissmug. A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.
by BrookieF August 4, 2010
Get the mulch fairymug. ....your answer to everything.
by NAD October 26, 2013
Get the fairy juicemug. a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
by bittereagle March 6, 2010
Get the douche-fairymug. Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!
James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010
Get the Spunk Fairiesmug. by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016
Get the finger fairymug.