Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Failure of Journalism

YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM!

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office

Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.

Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.

by akioweh May 21, 2022

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Failure

Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire is failure

by Goo goo dolls October 4, 2020