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Faggot Tree

A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.

Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
Troy: "Hey, Todd, hows the Faggot Tree?"

Todd: "Ha ha, very funn...wait, what?"
by Michael Cock January 13, 2014
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Faggot Vagina

A slang term for a homosexual man's genitals.
Garrett: Can I have a Miller Lite, please?
Tim: Can you also get him a brush so he can clean the sand out of his faggot vagina?
Bartenter: Sorry, we're out of Miller Lite.
Garrett: I'll have white wine then.
Tim: You're gay.
by Phillip McMorland December 7, 2010
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isolation faggot

A slur for bodybuilders who workout only on isolation exercises like curls, extensions etc. that are only good for aesthetics and don't build functional strength as opposed to the "big lifts" like squats, rows, and dead-lifts that the champions use.
The underlying premise is that the bodybuilders "pussy out" from doing compound exercises because they're more demanding when compared to isolation exercises.
A: Dude this Vinayak has been working out for about 2 years now, why does he still look like the fag he used to 2 years ago?
B: Don't worry about him dude, he's an isolation faggot. He goes to the gym regularly but only does sissy exercises.
A: Ah! That explains it.
by LordVats June 24, 2017
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The Faggot Route

Doing anything in bed with another man whilst you are a fellow man. does not have to be sexual in any way.
it is a good idea but will have to go "The Faggot Route" and watch the game in my bed.
by skyrider2002 May 12, 2021
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Ur great grandad faggot

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die
Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola
by Skunk slit slut 567 March 14, 2018
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National faggot day

Hey Hayden, it’s your day, national faggot day
by brookrowland August 15, 2019
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faggothic

Metal posers; almost all faggoths listen to Cradle of Filth and most of them listen to shitty mallcore bands like KoRn and Slipknot.

Then they have the audacity to insult real Metal bands like Slayer, Megadeth, Overkill, Candlemass, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Skinless, Amon Amarth, etc. by listening to them and claiming to be Metal.

Faggoths are posers and should be taken out and dropped off a cliff.
Josh: Did you see that faggothic kid with the black hair and purple lipstick and Cradle of Shit t-shirt?

Bobby: Yeah, let's go kick his ass!
by Ethan666 March 20, 2010
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