A means of communication through comments and status updates between people who have no actual desire to establish meaningful relationships with the individuals on their "friends" list in real life.
Status: Who wants to do something tonight?!
Comment: Fuck yeah let's get shittered and barf all over eachother! Oh wait, I just remembered I have to install my new toilet tonight. Sorry dude! Wanna facebook instead?
Comment: Fuck yeah let's get shittered and barf all over eachother! Oh wait, I just remembered I have to install my new toilet tonight. Sorry dude! Wanna facebook instead?
by RoyalA November 27, 2010
Ultimately, its a new step away from the ever expanding MySpace in the networking industry that has put a choke hold on so many of today's younger (perhaps, older) internet users. No longer a factor of compulsory friend prioritising or a tool for ego boosting/reducing. In the creation of this, a much friendlier yet, simpler method of networking was introduced.
Taylor: Waaaa! I'm not in your top 8.
Andy: Oh, i'm really sorry, please don't delete me and post a threatening bulletin.
Frank: I don't even know what you dopes are talking about, i've got Facebook.
Andy: Oh, i'm really sorry, please don't delete me and post a threatening bulletin.
Frank: I don't even know what you dopes are talking about, i've got Facebook.
by [Your Name] November 18, 2007
A less complicated Myspace for people who claim that Myspace was a waste of time, when really they just didn't know how to set it up.
Jason: "Wow sandy, you just got a facebook?, how do you like it"
Sandy: "It's great Jason. It's just like Myspace except without all the colors, music, apps, skins, addictions, and all around greatness."
Sandy: "It's great Jason. It's just like Myspace except without all the colors, music, apps, skins, addictions, and all around greatness."
by Justin Alsobrook June 14, 2008
A newer type of website that reveals your last name to people and lets them know your state, city, and even school. It also includes crappy apps slow messaging system, owners who try to make it more like Myspace only it is MUCH MORE watered down basically a website that will always be Myspaces bitch and nothing more!
"Hey Ted wanna stalk that one hot chick in our History Class?"
"Sure Gage I just got a Facebook today!!!"
"Sure Gage I just got a Facebook today!!!"
by Kyogre Steel December 11, 2009
Facebook has one of the most ironic definitions because...
1.) A website DESIGNED FOR COLLEGE students to interact with one another and easily communicate on a friendly website.
2.) A website that teenagers use to post pictures of themselves doing stupid things not meant for the internet that COLLEGE WORKERS LOOK AT and then DENY YOU OF ADMISSION because of.
So basically a website originaly meant for helping college kids is helping people get denied from college. Ironyyyyy
1.) A website DESIGNED FOR COLLEGE students to interact with one another and easily communicate on a friendly website.
2.) A website that teenagers use to post pictures of themselves doing stupid things not meant for the internet that COLLEGE WORKERS LOOK AT and then DENY YOU OF ADMISSION because of.
So basically a website originaly meant for helping college kids is helping people get denied from college. Ironyyyyy
Lopez: "I just got into Harvard! Now I'll make a facebook so I can freind-request all my classmates!"
Steve: "Dude, some college looked at my facebook and rejected me 'cause of all my pictures of me drinkin' booze!"
Steve: "Dude, some college looked at my facebook and rejected me 'cause of all my pictures of me drinkin' booze!"
by Jaded Jam Sirens October 26, 2009
Dude #1: Yo bro, you send me that thing on myspace?
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook
by Babadoo September 24, 2007
Contrary to earlier definitions, it is now open to high school students.
Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.
Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.
1)My favorite website is Facebook! I'm on it all the time!
2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.
2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.
by facebookerforever January 19, 2009