fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

fucking fell in the snow

Expression used to quickly explain a terrible night or situation when it truly sucked.

Dude how was your night.
Fucking fell in the snow

by anon2248 January 16, 2011

fucking whatsherface

a pronoun with similar usage to she or her; a great pen name if you write for eHow.com

Susan (wife): My sister's friends Anna, Joanie, and Miriam might be meeting us all at Applebee's tonight to use up that giftcard, too.

Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.

by fucking whatsherface June 28, 2011

FUCKINGBANANAS

its when people dont go buy bananas and you get mad.

Anna: Hey, do you have any Bananas?
Robert: No.
Anna: Well, next time you go to the store buy some FUCKINGBANANAS!

by cherrybalderez October 17, 2012

Fecking

Used instead of the word "fuck."

What the feck just happened?/ You fecking idiot.

by 5672 December 7, 2016

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020