Fico Flexing

The mentioning of your credit score as a means to impress another person.

He's fico flexing on her.

by wsm bdv August 13, 2019

Aleisha Marie Flemmings

This phrase is used when relating to someone who backstabs people and is very petty or someone who doesn’t deserve what they have and need to be stripped from it

She is such an Aleisha Marie Flemmings!

by Someone who hates a person November 27, 2018

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

I be flexing on y'all haters!

A famous phrase by Lil Tay indicating her showing off how rich she is... The reason she does this is to make everyone watching her video feel broke...

Normal person: "Woah, that car looks really cool!"
Lil Tay: "Yeah, I know, I be flexing on y'all haters! I be wearing Gucci head to toe!" blah blah blah
Normal person: "I feel very flexed..."

by tmkkmt February 7, 2019

flaming heterosexual

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

The Flaming Amazon

A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.

"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"

by maddog088 August 19, 2006