Fetal Warrior

N. An incredibly badass unborn. Will cut it's own ambilical cord from birth, often done by forcing it's host body aka mother to swallow a machete or katana, then performs it's own Cesarian with it. Upon it's escape it will cut the ambilical cord.

"What's that on the ultrasound? is our baby wearing a ninja stylin' headband with the rising sun of Japan? Sweet Satan Delilah, I think you're carrying a Fetal Warrior! Hold still, I'll get the gun."

by Dave Manlove July 7, 2007

final-destinationism

A neo-mainstream theory or ideology developed from the bizarre situational deaths in the movie, "Final Destination." Final-destinationists (also called catastrophists) will witness a seemingly harmless situation then explain in great detail how lucky you were x event didn't happen because it would cause your very gruesome demise...that they also explain in great detail.

Oh man, are you alright?! You just tripped next to that chair! Good thing you didn't fall cause that drawer is open and if you fell, you would've gone over the chair and hit your eye on the drawer causing the cabinet to topple over onto your computer which would shoot out sparks and set the whole place on fire and you would burn to death while being crushed with the corner of a drawer in your eye...you are SO lucky."
"I think Al's Final-Destinationism is getting out of hand."

by jaci_b October 12, 2007

Finalize

1: To destroy utterly

2: To attack until recipient is no more

3: To beat the Shit out of

Whoa, Darth Vader just finalized the shit out of Emperor Palpatine

He's down! FINALIZE HIM!

*Where's Joe?
-You didn't hear?
*Hear what?
-Joe got finalized by a bus over the weekend.
*Oh... that blows....

by ÆNK August 20, 2010

Fatal Attraction Fart

Its a fart that is like a clingy and creepy ex girlfriend that won't go away. Its when you fart and it just stays in your pants and wont disappear. They show up and the worst possible times. Most of the time they skulk up like an ass goblin and surprise you. Frequent sightings have been during dates with hot chicks and meeting your chicks parents for the first time. Bad timing!

I was at the party the other night ready to hook up with this chick when I had a fatal attraction fart that cleared out the room.

by Kunkdogg30 March 7, 2011

finals

The exams you have to face at the end of the quarter/semester that steal your soul :c

I'm fucked for finals.

by ycoj4991 March 15, 2015

Midway Fatality

When a guy is making love to a woman, pulls out and yells "FINISH HIM!" to let her know he wants to cum in her mouth.

I was just going to pull out but then I decided I wanted a Midway Fatality right at the last minute.

by facetious savant January 5, 2011

Final Fantasy VII

Belived by a great amount of gamers to be one of the best games ever made. Having a deep and involving storyline, dynamic charecters, and a awesome musical score, FF7 was largely responsible for raising RPGs to the level of popularity it has today.

Me: Final Fantasy VII melts your face off!
Flamer: I hate it, and Im mad because everyone else likes it.
Me: I can't hear you, your face is melted...

by TheShaneOh September 27, 2005