Create-a-File

A technique used to make yourself feel like you have gotten work done on a project or essay. Involves opening a new document, putting on a title, and saving it with an appropriate name before getting distracted by more important things.

I tried to write my essay on Parallel Universes, but I ended up pulling a Create-a-File then making myself a sandwich.

by Zed191817 April 24, 2010

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard

Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit

by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024

Epstein Files

The Epstein files are something the US government refuses to release, because it would incriminate too many wealthy and powerful people from across the globe.

Release the Epstein files, Donald, you kid diddler.

by This is my handle okay July 17, 2025

get a file

a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)

-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !

by chulimasia November 26, 2009

lost files sex

Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.

“Me and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning”

by Sadrenity May 3, 2024

File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.

File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"

by FileCrab January 4, 2024

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015