My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 12, 2020

far king hell

Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023

Far North COASTING

When somebody has lived rhere entire life in the Far North Coast and have reached an existential plateau due to lack of oppurtunities that come as consequence to the geographical positioning of the area.

Bloody Bob, all he does is smoke bewgs and drink rivet from aldi. I wish he would just stop Far North COASTING and get out to see what lies beyond.

by Ken777 November 05, 2018

as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

Story So Far

Good DVD... NFG RULES!!!

French Toast, French Toast, French Toast is Vegan.

by Breanne June 07, 2003

A bridge too far

Sucking to hard on a prostitutes arse and getting shit in your mouth

Again I took the wrong turn too a bridge too far and the was no return

by Mygobtakeslikepoo August 06, 2022

Too Far

Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth

I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.

by Emmit December 22, 2022