A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by someone yummy November 26, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. He is a pretty cool giy
by Ineedausernameaaaaaaa October 10, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him
by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. 
An extremely hot guy that is amazing at fighting he is super nice and caring to anyone his personality will make you feel safe around he is very good at sports and he has amazing hair he always try’s to make everything feel alright when everything isn’t he always puts the other person ahead of him and help them through whatever they are going through he is extremely confident in things he does and super strong all though he may look skinny he has a six pack underneath there he’s also got some surprises in bed if you come close with him any girl would be lucky to have him never let him go he is a keeper
by M&M’s November 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.
Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.
Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.
Bro 1: Yup!
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.
Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.
Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.
Bro 1: Yup!
by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020
Get the Ethaningmug.