public erection

A coward; someone who wants to "hide"

Guy : Bro i dont wanna ask her what if she rejects me
Girl : Don't be such a fucking public erection

by cutie plant November 3, 2015

Erection Face

When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face.

Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Erection Face."
Muller-"WOW,You Have A Tiny Penis."

by AsexyPronz April 28, 2008

massive erectionism

When a person with down syndrome takes too many viagra and has a huge erection because they have an extra chromosome only in their penis.

Chad believes in massive erectionism

by Pat2188 April 11, 2008

Sensible Erection

How the Japanese choose their leaders.

Last Tuesday they had a Sensible Erection in Tokyo.

by rainbow smasher September 4, 2003

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

Res-Erection

To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.

She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!

by B77 September 18, 2012