Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
by bingo lingo May 12, 2010
Get the tomato-envymug. 
When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Thank you!
(Waiter goes to the next table)
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
You: Thank you!
(Waiter goes to the next table)
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011
Get the Waiter-Envymug. A person who votes for progressive candidates and policies because they have made bad decisions in life and they want people who have made good decisions to subsidize their past or continued bad choices.
by DonnySloot October 27, 2020
Get the envy votermug. She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy
by anonymous February 17, 2021
Get the Blonde Envymug. Stinging ping of failure that the bands from the 90's Wave of "Lookout! Records" Pop Punk bands express, at their loss of fame, compared to the success of acts like Green Day and Rancid, while continuing to propagate the facade that they are legitimate and valid "rock stars".
While watching the Trump rally today on FOX, Green Day came on during a Pepsi commercial, and Ben spent the rest of the day pining with "Lookout Envy.""
by BlagThePedo August 27, 2019
Get the Lookout Envymug. FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!
guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t
guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t
by Bhai-Saab April 21, 2009
Get the access envymug.