Valor envy

The yearning for a noble cause to fight for, resulting from growing up in a generation spoiled by first-world luxuries, and thus filling the absence of real existential threats and social injustices with imagined ones, typically naming them after history's most notorious evils, racism and Nazism, and desperately trying to identify oneself with the same righteousness as those who fought actual evil.

Antifa hooligans like to pretend they're revolutionaries, but really they're just spoiled brats with valor envy.

by JokeFace June 19, 2020

Waiter-Envy

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.

by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011

user envy

It means absolute rage for the player when he kicks his pc and throws it out the window.

That guy is experiencing user envy.

by HarryPotter75687 November 25, 2020

envy voter

A person who votes for progressive candidates and policies because they have made bad decisions in life and they want people who have made good decisions to subsidize their past or continued bad choices.

Far left progressives are mostly just envy voters suffering from learned helplessness.

by DonnySloot October 27, 2020

Blonde Envy

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.

She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy

by anonymous February 17, 2021

gay envy

For those that are attracted to the people that they want to look like. For example, you want to be muscular and large, while also simultaneously you get crushes on people that fit the mold of what you yourself want to look like. It's specifically gay envy as it's usually crushes for the same sex.

God, he's so hot... but I don't know if I love him or want to be him. The gay envy is real.

by Moyaimoyai May 11, 2021

O-envy

When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.

Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022