Donut envy

The act of not envying a donut 🍩

I donut envy you

by Princess🎀 May 14, 2015

tomato-envy

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.

"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.

by bingo lingo May 12, 2010

cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.

Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Lookout Envy

Stinging ping of failure that the bands from the 90's Wave of "Lookout! Records" Pop Punk bands express, at their loss of fame, compared to the success of acts like Green Day and Rancid, while continuing to propagate the facade that they are legitimate and valid "rock stars".

While watching the Trump rally today on FOX, Green Day came on during a Pepsi commercial, and Ben spent the rest of the day pining with "Lookout Envy.""

by BlagThePedo August 27, 2019

envy voter

A person who votes for progressive candidates and policies because they have made bad decisions in life and they want people who have made good decisions to subsidize their past or continued bad choices.

Far left progressives are mostly just envy voters suffering from learned helplessness.

by DonnySloot October 27, 2020

Brandon Envy

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.

The Democrat Party had Brandon Envy.

by MeWebster November 2, 2021

access envy

Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.

FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!

guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t

by Bhai-Saab April 21, 2009