Cook 'em

An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.

Longhorn fan: Hook 'em!!!

Oklahoma fan: Cook 'em!

by texas sucks big giant dick September 20, 2009

Match em

When you and another person put your weed and their wood or swisher together and smoke it, & vise versa.

Aye let's match em'

by Getintoiiit June 13, 2020

Swiss Em

Nickname assigned to someone with extremely broad skill set, especially pertaining to menial tasks. May also refer to the object of an unwanted, unrequited crush.

Poor Swiss Em, boB just won't leave her alone. She has tried the silent treatment, she's tried ignoring him, but he still bothers her at least eight times a day.

by bob chavez April 20, 2007

Scott 'Em

Almost identical in meaning to "Got 'Em." However, it is often used sarcastically to show complete failure.

After an amazing headshot: "Scott 'Em!"

After failing a test: "Scott 'Em!"

by Panther-Snake May 2, 2010

Present 'em

The respnce to "suck my dick" when used in an insult/derogatory form. Normally shuts the insulter up immediately without a chance for comeback.

"You're a retard. Suck my dick" "Present 'em"

by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007

Oh em

It is a figure of speech used when sarcastically trying to say oh really mate? If someone uses this on you, you must reply with Ma or Ha em as it shows respect to the other person and asserts dominance over the other person. Ha em is also used as a reply because the phrase oh em originates from oh Emma. Specifically Emma Watson the absolute reason why boys simp

1: "you look so beautiful today"
2: "Oh em?"
1: "Ha em"

by SmexyJaxy January 28, 2021

click-ems'

noun
A cigarette soaked in formaldehyde that causes a cheap and painful psychedelic effect

Joe:what is wrong with those kids?
Smelly: oh, they've been smokin' click-ems' again.
Joe: janky.

Stoned Dude: holy shit! watch out it's fucking Bigfoot!...ow dude, my fingers hurt.

by thatkidwholikesdragonstoomuch February 19, 2009