shit plus two equals eight

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.

While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"

by Barbara J. Green April 27, 2014

Eight year old boy style

Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.

Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, I still did it eight year old boy style.

by Bird Dogg February 22, 2008

nine six four three eight it

This term refers to having to take a dump.... usually refered to when a group of girls is around other people and does not want to inform everyone in the room about their intentions, just the girls shes with. This term can also be refered to "9 6 it." Thought to be originated at Bowling Green State University in the Harshman-Bromfield dorm.

"Hey! I just ate at the New King Buffet and now I really have to nine six four three eight it... wanna join?"

by orphan of STD's! April 02, 2009

Eight Dash Dee (8---D)

Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery

Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.

by William J. Broussard April 01, 2008

three fifty's for eight twenties

Soulja Slim Used This To Show Even Though He'd Have 10 dollars Less Having Three Fifty's he'd Rather Have The Larger Bills Ya HEard ME

aS USED IN THE ILL PAY FOR IT song "three fifty's for eight twenties"

by Just_Sum_Goon September 22, 2009

eight ball in my corner pocket

having 3.5 grams of meth or coke in your asshole so the cops search you and do not find it

i got an eight ball in my corner pocket(get bucked)young buck

by young fin November 08, 2007

Eight Dash Dee (8---D)

Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery

Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.

by will dirt April 03, 2008